This is a funny story given to me by my economics teacher...he plays more than he teaches but he is effective... The story is sha funny so just enjoy it. Lets call this teacher 'beske' because he is part of the story.
In a Nigerian university settings na....i dont know which one but i sha know that I am not talking about those private butty ones. Anyhow sha these university guys tend to read in lecture rooms at every hour of the day regardless of your department (jacking to improve your standard of living). Anyhow everybody comes together to come and read to prove seriousness. Plus this is also vital. the chairs they had in those universities then were those chairs that were separated but bonded to the next one so all those razz guys would not be tempted to steal them. Prevention is better than cure my people!
So one night na as everyone was readin, Beske was present (trying to form serious guy) sitting beside another random guy and every1 was focused oh till one big titties girl entered the lecture room. According to Beske, all male species in that hall noticed the heavy load that this chick was carrying but most of them being sensible went back to their work.
This idiotic or sharp (depending on how you will see him later) guy sitting beside beske stood up and packed up his things and went to where the girl was sitting and wanted to sit down inside that row too. The girl now not wanting to waste too much time stood up and tried to make space 4 the guy to pass without moving out of her sit. The guy now took advantage of this and rubbed his body on her load and looking on the girl's face, you could see that she was irritated but this my guy was enjoying the feel too much to stop so he continued going back and forth. Some of you girls might react immediately and bitching at the guy too quickly but my chick was very calme and calculating :)
About the third time when the guy wanted to enter again the girl came out for him so his body did not get to feel the girl but luckily for him Nepa took light (if you are nigerian then you know that Nepa fucking up is not unusual). The sharp guy now took advantage of this and went to press the girl without shame. According to beske the girl took it in good stride and did not shout or even acknowledge the guy. So my guy really took his time to play with the big melons.
Finally when nepa brought light, my sharp girl simply packed her books into her bags, removed her wristwatch, gave my idiotic or sharp bretheren (pick the right adjective) two hot dirty slaps in front of about 400 studets and simply carried her load out of the lecture hall.
What do you think? Is The Guy shard or Idiotic & Did the girl handle the situation well?
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