Ahh wow..two blogs in one day! normally I am not this lucky to have internet service for so long but since I do. I will make good use of it post AGAIN!
Anyway I was reading a blog by a new blogger just like me and in one of his posts, he was speaking about birthdays and asked what the oldest birthday someone can remember. You can read his blogs at WWW.COOLPRINCEE.WORDPRESS.COM and show him support. (can you imagine I have no confirmation that anyone is reading my blog and I am advertising another blog)
Anyway the first birthday that I can really remember is my fifth birthday and I still feel as though it is the best birthday that i have ever has. I remember it being on a school day and as per normal Nigerian child, my mother cooked jollof rice and chicken for the whole of my class (back then nobody feared jazz or food poisoning). Then i got to wear trad to school plus head tie and i was feeling fly with myself because everybody else was in uniform. Ahhh the joys of childhood
Anyway that all I can remember of that day however the weekend was my birthday party! My first one ever! We closed off more than half of my street with canopies (my house was in abule ijesha,yaba - this was before my butty days) and I changed my clothes like five time. I only remember three outfits though, 1 was a yellow and black polka dot dress, 2nd was a white ruffles shirt and black shiny trousers and the last one that I remember clearly had to be a one piece skirt and blouse because I had difficulties with that when I needed to pee.
I cant remember everything but thankfully I have pictures to remind me of what I have forgotten. Without the pictures, i wont have ever that I had long hair at one point of my life (Thank God for weaves - but that's a story for another day). i saw the pictures of me and some kids and I still dont know who they are - sorry guys. I wont have known that, that (is it grammatically correct to repeat a word - a topic for another day perharps) that famous singer from sierra Leone came and Lastly without the pictures I never would have know how much my parents spent to make me happy for one day or in this case 2days including the school ish.
Au reviour
Tuesday 25 October 2011
Very Good Badt Girl
This is a funny story given to me by my economics teacher...he plays more than he teaches but he is effective... The story is sha funny so just enjoy it. Lets call this teacher 'beske' because he is part of the story.
In a Nigerian university settings na....i dont know which one but i sha know that I am not talking about those private butty ones. Anyhow sha these university guys tend to read in lecture rooms at every hour of the day regardless of your department (jacking to improve your standard of living). Anyhow everybody comes together to come and read to prove seriousness. Plus this is also vital. the chairs they had in those universities then were those chairs that were separated but bonded to the next one so all those razz guys would not be tempted to steal them. Prevention is better than cure my people!
So one night na as everyone was readin, Beske was present (trying to form serious guy) sitting beside another random guy and every1 was focused oh till one big titties girl entered the lecture room. According to Beske, all male species in that hall noticed the heavy load that this chick was carrying but most of them being sensible went back to their work.
This idiotic or sharp (depending on how you will see him later) guy sitting beside beske stood up and packed up his things and went to where the girl was sitting and wanted to sit down inside that row too. The girl now not wanting to waste too much time stood up and tried to make space 4 the guy to pass without moving out of her sit. The guy now took advantage of this and rubbed his body on her load and looking on the girl's face, you could see that she was irritated but this my guy was enjoying the feel too much to stop so he continued going back and forth. Some of you girls might react immediately and bitching at the guy too quickly but my chick was very calme and calculating :)
About the third time when the guy wanted to enter again the girl came out for him so his body did not get to feel the girl but luckily for him Nepa took light (if you are nigerian then you know that Nepa fucking up is not unusual). The sharp guy now took advantage of this and went to press the girl without shame. According to beske the girl took it in good stride and did not shout or even acknowledge the guy. So my guy really took his time to play with the big melons.
Finally when nepa brought light, my sharp girl simply packed her books into her bags, removed her wristwatch, gave my idiotic or sharp bretheren (pick the right adjective) two hot dirty slaps in front of about 400 studets and simply carried her load out of the lecture hall.
What do you think? Is The Guy shard or Idiotic & Did the girl handle the situation well?
In a Nigerian university settings na....i dont know which one but i sha know that I am not talking about those private butty ones. Anyhow sha these university guys tend to read in lecture rooms at every hour of the day regardless of your department (jacking to improve your standard of living). Anyhow everybody comes together to come and read to prove seriousness. Plus this is also vital. the chairs they had in those universities then were those chairs that were separated but bonded to the next one so all those razz guys would not be tempted to steal them. Prevention is better than cure my people!
So one night na as everyone was readin, Beske was present (trying to form serious guy) sitting beside another random guy and every1 was focused oh till one big titties girl entered the lecture room. According to Beske, all male species in that hall noticed the heavy load that this chick was carrying but most of them being sensible went back to their work.
This idiotic or sharp (depending on how you will see him later) guy sitting beside beske stood up and packed up his things and went to where the girl was sitting and wanted to sit down inside that row too. The girl now not wanting to waste too much time stood up and tried to make space 4 the guy to pass without moving out of her sit. The guy now took advantage of this and rubbed his body on her load and looking on the girl's face, you could see that she was irritated but this my guy was enjoying the feel too much to stop so he continued going back and forth. Some of you girls might react immediately and bitching at the guy too quickly but my chick was very calme and calculating :)
About the third time when the guy wanted to enter again the girl came out for him so his body did not get to feel the girl but luckily for him Nepa took light (if you are nigerian then you know that Nepa fucking up is not unusual). The sharp guy now took advantage of this and went to press the girl without shame. According to beske the girl took it in good stride and did not shout or even acknowledge the guy. So my guy really took his time to play with the big melons.
Finally when nepa brought light, my sharp girl simply packed her books into her bags, removed her wristwatch, gave my idiotic or sharp bretheren (pick the right adjective) two hot dirty slaps in front of about 400 studets and simply carried her load out of the lecture hall.
What do you think? Is The Guy shard or Idiotic & Did the girl handle the situation well?
Wednesday 12 October 2011
Show Me Your Friends & I'll Tell You Who You Are.......Not
Following this quote "Show me your friends, blah,blah blah" I would not like to show you some of my friends if your going to use them to tell me about myself.. Some of you might be thinking that we might not be real friends then but its not like that. We are friends but we dont share the same characteristics.Infact, am thanking God that we dont have the same characteristics.
Let me start with one chick like this that I met, September last year. I always thought that i liked attention but this girl doesn't just like attention, she seeks it. she makes me look like I have a personality disorder. I like talking to guys, she likes rubbing up on guys. I like flirting with guys(don't judge me), she likes asking is she is fine and do they like her (insecure or what?). She can't cook, well am not the best of cooks but I know how to do a few things in the kitchen.
There's a whole lot of things that I can say about this chick but frankly she is my friend and she might not be smart but she is funny. She might not be the prettiest friend I have but she is really pretty! In other words, I Hate her but then I Love her like Crazy! Although she is my friend, I treat her like my baby sis because that's the kind of relationship that I feel she is missing.
Till Next Time
Au Reviour
Let me start with one chick like this that I met, September last year. I always thought that i liked attention but this girl doesn't just like attention, she seeks it. she makes me look like I have a personality disorder. I like talking to guys, she likes rubbing up on guys. I like flirting with guys(don't judge me), she likes asking is she is fine and do they like her (insecure or what?). She can't cook, well am not the best of cooks but I know how to do a few things in the kitchen.
There's a whole lot of things that I can say about this chick but frankly she is my friend and she might not be smart but she is funny. She might not be the prettiest friend I have but she is really pretty! In other words, I Hate her but then I Love her like Crazy! Although she is my friend, I treat her like my baby sis because that's the kind of relationship that I feel she is missing.
Till Next Time
Au Reviour
Friday 7 October 2011
Getting To Know @Missafroswag
OMG!Y am i writing a blog? Well first of all lets me say that u wont b subjected to stupid stuff like OMG,LOL,LIRL e.t.c to read the shit that come out of my head because i simply don't think like that. Secondly I have no idea why i am actually doing this,when ur Nigerian parents tell u to do something constructive with ur time other than facebooking and birding(thats what my mum calls twitter),so instead of actually reading my book, am sat down in my class looking serious as if am doing something ‘Constructive’ but am simply jus writing down the ish that comes out of my head.
Blogs are so stereotypical, i mean every average typical teenager that feel like they have something sensible to say starts writing this ish.....so what makes me so different? Allow me to introduce myself! My first name is Nonya’ and my Last name is Bidness so I guess my full name is Nonya Bidness. If you still dont get it, jus pretend that you do. For those of you who get it and think i shud jus have put my real name (am jus trying to be a bit mysterious so jus free me small). From the small ‘pidgin/ vernaculer (i like that word) you should already know that am a typical 9ja girl (original confirm alhaji toy- abeg no am not o, na jesse jags talk am)so u’ll get to see all the attributes of a naija ninja. That means you will get to hear all the gist of what its like to be me in a remote part of Nigeria Called ‘OKO’ (bet u don't know where that is...i dont even think its on the map of Nigeria)
What else should i tell you about myself....erm.....still thinking.....(after 3 days) yeah...i think i should warn everyone reading this that I say some controversial things that can cause arguments...I pretty much say what I think and since this is my blog (Ah! I have a blog) i get to vent out here so if you don't want to read or you don't like what your reading, I am advising you to either hug your nearest transformer or somersault enter gutter.
Lastly, still on the issue of future haters, Please, Please, Please and Please again reserve your negative comments to your self because if you dont it’s only fair that i should warn you that I am what you call a ‘Keyboard Warrior’ and if your curious to find out about that just post a comment that does make sense.
Anyhoo
Love Me Or Hate Me Is Still An Obsession,
Love Me Or Hate Me That Is The Question
If You Love Me Then ThankYou,
If You Hate Me Then Fu*k You!.
Note:Sorry about my strong language, I am trying to tone it down! I promise.
Just Starting To Be Yours
@Missafroswag
(abeg follow me and i will follow bak..mayb)
Au Revoir!
Blogs are so stereotypical, i mean every average typical teenager that feel like they have something sensible to say starts writing this ish.....so what makes me so different? Allow me to introduce myself! My first name is Nonya’ and my Last name is Bidness so I guess my full name is Nonya Bidness. If you still dont get it, jus pretend that you do. For those of you who get it and think i shud jus have put my real name (am jus trying to be a bit mysterious so jus free me small). From the small ‘pidgin/ vernaculer (i like that word) you should already know that am a typical 9ja girl (original confirm alhaji toy- abeg no am not o, na jesse jags talk am)so u’ll get to see all the attributes of a naija ninja. That means you will get to hear all the gist of what its like to be me in a remote part of Nigeria Called ‘OKO’ (bet u don't know where that is...i dont even think its on the map of Nigeria)
What else should i tell you about myself....erm.....still thinking.....(after 3 days) yeah...i think i should warn everyone reading this that I say some controversial things that can cause arguments...I pretty much say what I think and since this is my blog (Ah! I have a blog) i get to vent out here so if you don't want to read or you don't like what your reading, I am advising you to either hug your nearest transformer or somersault enter gutter.
Lastly, still on the issue of future haters, Please, Please, Please and Please again reserve your negative comments to your self because if you dont it’s only fair that i should warn you that I am what you call a ‘Keyboard Warrior’ and if your curious to find out about that just post a comment that does make sense.
Anyhoo
Love Me Or Hate Me Is Still An Obsession,
Love Me Or Hate Me That Is The Question
If You Love Me Then ThankYou,
If You Hate Me Then Fu*k You!.
Note:Sorry about my strong language, I am trying to tone it down! I promise.
Just Starting To Be Yours
@Missafroswag
(abeg follow me and i will follow bak..mayb)
Au Revoir!
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